Wait. For. It.

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This announcement is dedicated mostly, to those of you who have been using the length of the write-ups on Achorbit, as an excuse not to read them [which is baseless, by the way, as one just cannot not read to the end any of them, once one has read the very first line. Infact, the title should be enough to grab one’s attention, and sustain it]. You can’t escape this one. In-your-face. Feels nice, giving myself the pep talk and patting 'me' on the shoulder. 😄 

Oh, you were expecting a more grande opening, yeah. Okay, let’s start again:

You are welcome to….. Now, get off that high horse, your majesty.

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Hopefully, you have improved on your texting skills after Achomis demanded you, ‘Numb Those Keys Or Buckle Up'. If you haven’t read it, you should. Just head to the home page, right next door, and you will see it staring at your face, like uncertainty stares and for a very long time, has continued to stare Nigeria in its battered face. Battered almost beyond irreparable.

Go on, go through the blog for anything you missed. Enjoy yourself. It won’t cost you your hairline, I promise. Don’t be a ghost reader. If you decide to be one, the least you could do for us, is to be a fine ghost reader.

Aside: You should use Word's read-out-loud feature to listen to this, sometime. You'll will laugh your heart out. So nonsensical and dramatic. Lady pronounces perspective[s] as perspective es . What! LOL!  

You're welcome, in advance.

Back to my point. Perspectives. Yes, the new thing; ‘Perspectives’. I would continue writing my 'long' articles, by the way. Don’t look at me that way. I wouldn’t give that up for anything, not even coffee. Wait, maybe I would, for coffee [and Nabati Chocolate Wafer. Like 168 packs, to last the rest of 2021, one for each day. Yes, I ain’t demanding, at all]. Dear Lord!

Well, we would be coming up with ‘Perspectives’, much shorter than the average length of Archobit’s write-ups. We know reading anything longer than a pay cheque scares the heck out of you, so it's going to be a maximum of 20-minute read for each post, most likely. ‘Perspectives’ would open you up to how Achomis feels about certain things, what and how Achomis thinks of them, and what informs Achomis' thoughts and opinions about these things. In return, you can always reveal your own perspective[s] to us in the comment section. We’ll all be open to welcome, and raise our eyebrows at them. Don’t be shy to hit the comment button. You might even go further, take it up a notch, by suggesting interesting topics you think Achorbit should delve into, if you so wish. 

I don’t need to tell you the level of fun to expect. It has no limit. So, get that amazing mind of yours ready! What do you say, we set off on this intellectual roller coaster? Yes? Of course. But, wait…., even with all that weirdness, your mind would most likely need an imaginary seatbelt for this one. Yeah!